Coming soon....Product Reviews, because I like you and want you to be pretty!

When I see a grown woman clutching a mascara to her heart and gazing off into the distance like some Jane Austin character, I know this mascara must be good.  When I see multiple acts of the same nature then I know a product is fucking good and should be shared.  12+ years working on the retail side of cosmetics and skin care has allowed me to try and test hundreds of products.  I also listen to what other women are telling me.  Because just like the deliriously happy woman with her mascara, I also experience the opposite.  The woman slamming down her no good product like a jilted lover.  I don't let these women walk around with all this hatred, I ask them what that no-good dirty product did!  After I talk to the woman some more to look for possible signs of crazy, I then read the ingrediants to see what the problem is.  After that I wait to see if more women come in with the same issue.  If I get two or three more then it becomes clear that this product is a piece of shit and no one should have to buy or use it.  Unless your mean to me or someone I like, then I sell it to you because thats Karma bitch!

LIP BALMS

THE ULTIMATE

My ultimate favourite is La Roche Posay-Ceralip.  Hands down this one does the trick for me, but I reserve it's use for winter when my lips need uber TLC.  It uses high emollient and can heal cracked lips, perfect for someone suffering from eczema, and babies too!

GOOD AND CHEAP
My go to lip balm for when I'm a little broke is Nivea- Milk and Honey Lip Balm.  Really cheap and works better then some pricier ones I've tried.  Truth be told I always have one or two hanging around, just in case.

LOOKING PRETTY

When I want something a little glossy and or some colour I love Rosebud Salve and Dior Lip Glow.  The Rosebud Salve offers a sleek sheen to lips that is not sticky.  And the Dior has an SPF of 10 and turns a slightly different colour for everyone, on me it's a sheer hot pink. 

TASTY TREATS
For taste I get picky and usually opt for (like the ones above) very light on the scent.  But I do LOVE Kiehl's Lip Balm in any of their flavours.  They feel and look like the Rosebud Salve, but in a far more convenient tube.  Also Korres Lip Butter has some delicious tastes, smells and colours.  And Korres is also all natural as well.